Degrassi "Teen Age Riot" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Pill: Clare, these cameras help, they reduce nonreported crimes. oh, and that pink frilly lace chapless underwear you're wearing really isn't your style, honey.
Clare (steam coming out of her ears): okay, that's it! i'm bout to go Edward Snowden on your ass!!! where's my bat?!

* Vince: you a virgin?
Zig: quit busting my balls, boys.
Vince: if we don't no one else will *snicker snicker*. you have condoms?
Zig: why?
Vince: i like to make balloon animals.

* Winston: watch out, that last step is a doozy.
Frankie falls on her ass.
Frankie: why didn't you catch me? i thought you were a hero.
Winston: doesn't matter had sex.
Frankie: i can't believe i did the sex with you. what was i thinking? what did i ever see in you?
Winston: dunno but i am a hero to nerds the world over.

* Zig: what is this, an afterschool special?
Vince: sigh, Degrassi stopped being Skins a long time ago, kid. here, have some molly, forget your troubles.
Zig: thanks. OMG this couch is fucking beautiful.
Maya: Zig, we need to break up.
Zig: why? the drugs?
Maya: no, you jumped on that couch like Tom Cruise. i'll date a druggie but my mom says Scientology is a cult.

* Winston falls off the building stage set.
Frankie: see?
Winston: you were right, it's harder than it looks to navigate up there.
Frankie: plus i coated the bannisters with butter.

* Zig: so was it good for you?
Maya: it was FANTASTIC!!!
Zig: i beat my record cos i love you so much. i usually last about five seconds but it was ten this time. we did it, babe, we did the sex together.
Maya: I LOVE THE UNIVERSE!!!

* Hunter: whatcha doing, sis?
Frankie: eating my feelings.
Hunter: hey we all have our vices. mine is losing large blocks of time from my memory playing immersive video games.
Frankie: it's time to get through this. this is for all those girls and women out there trying to move on after a breakup.
Frankie throws out all her food in the trash.
Frankie: it's not wasting food when it's for a greater cause.

* shots ring out. Vince and Tiny hurriedly get back in the car.
Zig: what the fuck happened?!
Vince: just go, man, go!
Tiny: go go go!
Zig: why?!
Vince: i'm late for ballet!!!