Degrassi "The Kids Aren't Alright, Part Two" Episode Discussion

learned:

* don't worry, they're gonna be. Parte Dos.

* the TARDIS appears and lands on the Captain Who set...

* Zoe: what's the matter? am I making you excited?
Winston: yes, I get a nervous stomach.
Zoe: wow, and I thought I had a magic school butt.
Winston: that's Magic School Bus.

* Zig: what's with the blue hair, brah?
punk in Damon's gang: new Dragon Ball series.

* Winston: I'm scared, Frankie.
Frankie: of us breaking up forever?
Winston (crying): no I'm speaking to you from this weird talking device with a metal coil. you have to insert coins into it, real coins, not bitcoin. there's a silver slot on the lower right corner of it that opens up and steals your soul after you use it.

* Damon: can I use your phone?
Becky: I had it destroyed. I do that every four months.

* Vince brings Zig red roses and beef-poutine pizza and gets arrested.
Vince: okay, I see how it is, Degrassi throwing me under the bus again, Vince the scapegoat. but before I go, let me just blow all your minds with this: I was the best actor you guys ever had. yeah I said it. where's Eclare at? I wanna compare notes wit 'em.

* Becky: Jonah, I can forgive the drugs and the lying and the false front and the guyliner. what I can't forgive is that your first thought when you heard the title of this episode was Fall Out Boy, not the Offspring.

* Zig: brah that's a rubber knife...
Tiny: shit I left the real one in my other gangsta pants. oh well. Fail. oh and blondie...
Maya: don't worry, I get things pointed at my face everyday.
Zig: gotta do one final thing.
Zig greets Damon at the hospital with burgers.
Damon: burgers? I wanted beef-poutine pizza. the gang war's back on.
Zig: haha very funny.
Damon: I'm serious. we're talkin' bout poutine, brah, Canadians don't play.