Degrassi "Don't Look Back" Movie Discussion

learned:

* ahem, FILM discussion

* Baywatch tribute.
Maya, Tiny, Zig, Gloria: what's that?
writer: never mind, continue.
lifeguard: you fail this course like you fail at life, Maya. Gloria coulda had a spine injury.
Maya: i thought her huge tits would offset her back.

* Gloria: hello everyone online! i'm internet famous! i somehow have a billion people all over the world watching my popsicle videos yet no one in the world has ever heard of me.

* Tristan: what are you doing? science is stupid. you are stupid.
Zoe: so friends are more important than school?
Tristan: Skins, hello!

* creepy teacher in car: hello, little girl, can i be your new daddy?
Frankie: i would but my heel broke, wasn't expecting that, threw off my entire day. who are you?
creepy teacher in car: i teach at that dump Degrassi Community School. my name is Mr. Redherring.

* wait, too much cola rots your kidneys? i am SO FUCKED. no, seriously.

* Tristan: girls are disappearing. what do you think it is?
Hunter: i've been researching this online, that's what i've been doing online. supposedly there's this very virulent black hole located in this area...

* music mom: i have your resume here and under weaknesses you list eczema...

* Zoe: so teach, like what you see?
creepy teacher: take off ALL your clothes.
Zoe: PERV!
creepy teacher: no, i'm an asexual nudist. honey, i've been making people laugh on tv since before you were a gleam in your stage mom's eye.

* Frankie throws up all over the nice carpet.
Frankie: mom, don't me mad, that's not real throw up, it's fake, we're on the set of a tv show.

* other female intern: look, just be careful. on my first date with Logan, he put his curled pinky finger to his mouth and asked me for a million dollars. i thought he was just quoting the movie line but he was serious.

* Logan (curled pinky finger to mouth): can i borrow one meallion dollars?
Frankie: what for?
Logan: special shampoo for this hot mess of a frizzy moptop i call my hair.

* Zoe: why does the creepy teacher have missing-girl case files?
Grace: ridiculously avid fan of that Case Closed anime.

* Zig: we're all zombies tho, zombies and ghosts in this anonymous hate-filled internet age...
Maya: i didn't catch that, say it again but this time with your shirt off?

* Logan: who was the first person to portray the Joker on tv?
Winston: Neil Armstrong?

* Maya: wow okay here goes: you're a bitch, your kids are bitches, and your music sucks ass. sowry but you did say i only had one minute.
music mom: i appreciate your honesty. you're fired. before the door hits you on the way out, did you happen to catch Real Housewives last night?
Maya: no but your daughter watches it religiously. don't you have parental controls on the tv?
music mom: sure do. my daughter is NOT allowed to see that derivative Spongebob junk. that show peaked in Season 1.

* Miles: so are you two up for a threesome? i don't believe Degrassi has ever gone there before.
Zoe: gotta wait till we're unrated over at Netflix.
Grace: fine but i can come as i please...
Jack: i changed my mind! i wanna come back!

* Zig: have you seen Maya?
Zoe: no, have you?
Zig: no.
Zoe: are you still writing Zoemund fanfic and posting it online to spite the writers?
Zig: yes. you?
Zoe: yes.

* Grace: i know what will save this show! scienc-
Zoe: sex!

* Maya: why did you do this?! what was the point of this whole thing?!
Logan: that's the thing with red herrings, they're always more interesting than the actual herring.

* Gracevas kiss.
Grace: so you're gay now?
Zoe: my name is Zoe Rivas and i am bisexual. i'm a strong independent woman. i will not let any form of media nullify me.

* Frankie: so what are your plans for the future?
Winston (movie guy voice): this December, prepare yourself for something epic. starring the stars. nostalgia will overload and blow up like the Death Star. and the final proof will be proven: Han did in fact shoot first.
Winston "Chewbacca" Chu departs, riding the sunset on the Millennium Falcon.

* Lola eats Maya in her taco costume.

* ............................................................................we'll see.....................