Doctor Who "The Magician's Apprentice" Episode Discussion

learned:

* i've always wanted to do this.

* child Davros: there are loads of hand mines everywhere! i can't get out! btw, hand mines, i get it.
the Doctor: well just don't stand there, these people buried underground urgently need your assistance!

* Davros's servant (gliding everywhere): don't mind me, i have rollerblades underneath my robe.

* Kate Stewart: it's the most horrible thing! all the planes are frozen.
Clara: a delay at the airports? wow. well i've been with the Doctor enough to know there's a first time for everything.

* Missy: your boyfriend's still dead?
Clara: that's just cruel.
Missy: no, i just want to know if you're available. i want to fuck you.
the global energy from the collective cumming of all the fanfic writers around the world causes the planes to start moving again.

* as the doctor shreds his electric guitar, the crowd flick on their lighters and cheer.
crowd: hey dude, play "Freebird"!
the Doctor: but i haven't taught you the word "dude" yet.
crowd: yes you have, you've come here before on that weirdass blue phone, remember?
the Doctor: no i really don't. i'm getting too old for this shit.

* Missy leaves the room where she and Clara are captured and walks on water into space...and eventually she meets Mordecai and Rigby in Purple Space.

* Clara: you and the Doctor are friends?
Missy: of course.
Clara: but you fight all the time.
Missy: exactly.
Clara: so then you're more like brothers.
Missy: sisters.

* a Dalek approaches the Doctor with gunstick out.
Dalek: PARTICIPATE!!!
the Doctor: what?
Dalek: hi, i'm the tennis-ball shooter from that episode of Total Drama Ridonculous Race, nice to meet you.
the Doctor: hello. do i shake your gunstick or what?

* Davros: if you could kill Hitler as a child, would you?
the Doctor: i've thought eons about this and my answer now is yes, i should have killed you as a boy.
Davros: no man, not me, Hitler, Hitler, this is a hypothetical! what is wrong with you, man?!

* Davros: i needed to created the Daleks to counter your sappy goodness.
the Doctor: you have destroyed so much life in the universe, and for what?
Davros: cos without the Daleks there is no show. i mean you think people will tune in each week to watch an old fart tinkering in his state-of-the-art lab on Gallifrey for an hour?