Vicious "Wedding" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Violet: Ash, i have a confession to make. that previous confession when i said we didn't do anything together in that bed was a lie, we did in fact fuck.
Ash: i'm so confused.
Violet: i know, that's what i love about you, dahlin. i'm telling you this cos my husband is back in town and he's a very jealous man. i have a confession to make: i hate him. he's cruel and horrible. i wouldn't bat an eye if he just sort of, y'know, "disappeared".
Ash: i can't do that, Violet, we gotta have at least one member of my family stay out of prison.
Violet: well now, Ash, you're clever after all.

* Mason and Penelope go to pick up the cake.
young woman at counter: i....don't...know....anything.
Mason: do you know how much i hate you?
young woman at counter: thanks, dad.

* Ash: OMG i think Stuart's mum died right in my arms!
Violet: so this is Weekend at Bernie's?
Freddie: yes, but British Bernie, dignified.

* Freddie: why are you here?!
Mason: well i am your brother.
Freddie: really? good job, show, keeping that secret until now. what other secret relationships do you have?
Mason: Penelope's my mistress, i am one of Violet's ex-husbands, Stuart is my butler, the real Balthazar is at my flat and healthy, and Ash is my son.
Freddie (shakes Mason's hand): glad to see you're out of prison, my man. what's your name again?

* Stuart cries at the phone thinking about his mother. Freddie comforts him.
Freddie: there, there, i love you. these are real tears, right?
Stuart (continues crying awkwardly): of course, i'm Method like you.

* i will not Breathe
until Season Three...