The Haunting Hour "Argh V" Episode Discussion

learned:

* best title to date.

* parents: homework? that's not what life's about, life's about having fun.
girl: why did i have to get stuck with cool parents?
father: trigonometry doesn't matter, the only triangles i use are slices of pizza and cake.
mother: school is a waste of time, why stay in one cramped room for eight hours? you need to breathe, stretch, and relax in the open wild. nature is the best classroom. be like that kid from that movie who shunned civilization and lived in the wilderness until he died from eating bad berries.

* father: our daughter worries too much, i don't know where she gets that from.
mother: i know, it's certainly not from me.
father: it's not from me. wait, the girl is mine, right?
mother: well i was a '60s wild child.
father: i'm calling Maury.

* male friend: so your parents are hippies?
girl: pretty much.
friend: that's cool. i wish my parents were lenient free spirits. my dad's a drunk and my mom went crazy. hey, you want to make out in that ice-cream truck?
girl: that's the RV my parents got. i don't think it's a good idea.
friend: why, your parents are against interracial couples?
girl: no, it's just i have a lot on my plate right now, what with the trig test and the fact that i may be crazy.
friend: i see. um, you're cute and everything but i can't be with someone who reminds me of mom, y'know?

* male friend: take a look at this brochure. apparently the Antidisestablishmentarianism Family took this exact RV on a family vacation never to return. it was supposed to be the trip of a lifetime.
girl: instead it turned into the trip of a deathtime.
a strange family approaches the RV.
mother: hello, who the hell are you?
family: funny you mention hell. we're the Antidisestablishmentarianism Family.
girl: can't be, you're dead.
family: dead tired and cold and hungry. can we come in?
mother: that's a common last name, right?

* girl: guys, i think this RV was haunted all along, i think it was sending signals into my brain, warning of my impending death, showing me the moment of the previous family's death, not to mention the fact that it drove itself. i tried to tell you.
father: honey, there's a vivid imagination and then there's a diseased mind.
mother: we want you to be free, but not that free.
girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! i can't believe you missed having that collision.
parents: we didn't, honey, we're all dead.
girl: oh well, at least i don't have to worry about that trig test anymore. did you guys see the white light?
parents: no, honey, we didn't see the white light, only you did. we're going to a different place.
girl: damn, you guys REALLY partied in the '60s, huh?