Degrassi "If You Could Only See" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Frankie: mom, i'm 14 years old, i'm a grown woman, i can do whatever i want.
Frankie's mom: girl, i have a training bra that's older than you...and i want you to wear that very training bra now...

* Zoe: if we have to tits or get the fuck out, let's at least make money.
Frankie: so you're making us whores now?
Zoe: no, just balancing the scales. guys are more studly the more they hook up, girls can only be two things: a goodie-two-shoes who bakes cupcakes or a slut.
Frankie: hey, i'm a feminist and everything, but how bout we just bake cupcakes and sell them instead.
Zoe: remember, girls, no faces, no identifying backdrops...
pink-haired girl: ...but everywhere on the Degrassi campus is a landmark, this is a popular show!

* Becky: so you're the guy the internet sent me? no offense, but you are terrible.
Becky's date: yeah, sorry about my dull personality. that's the internet for you. there really is no such thing as a 100% perfect match, that was a computer glitch. i have absolutely no flaws whatsoever.
Becky: then why go online to find a date?
Becky's date: i was getting tired of ending my evenings naked on a swivel chair with a filled sock.

* Maya's mom: what's wrong, honey?
Maya: i had a nightmare about Miles. he was threatening to jump one storey the way Cam did before his suicide.
mom: who's Cam? the entire city has forgotten he ever lived and has quickly moved on. anyway, have you talked to Miles about it?
Maya: yeah, but he clams up.
mom: maybe he's scared to talk.
Maya: Miles, why are you scared to talk to me?
Miles: cos you're annoying. let me make this perfectly clear: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! and by Britney i mean me.
Maya: understood. so do you want to go out to dinner with me?
Miles: what is wrong with you? are you dumb?
Maya: no, just hungry.

* Frankie: this is so unfair, Mom! Miles gets away with murder!
Frankie's mom: he hasn't murdered anyone lately. besides, he confessed to the priest so all is forgiven. speaking of, i'm considering sending you to a nunnery.
Frankie: very funny, mom.
mom: no, seriously, the nuns whipped me into shape. i'm still a nun now.
Hunter: what? but how? you had us!
mom: you're adopted, but don't tell your father, he's in the middle of a big campaign.
Frankie: Hunter, you look at boobs on your phone?
Hunter: yes, i'm a guy and a nerd.
Frankie: have you seen my boobs?
Hunter: probably, but i didn't know they were yours. now if i had looked at your boobs knowing that they were yours, that would have been something to write an episode about...