Law & Order SVU "Spousal Privilege" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Liv: Fin, what are you looking at?
Fin: porn.
Liv: is it for a case?
Fin: no, but i wasn't looking for porn, i just clicked the wrong pop-up ad and it sent me here.
Liv: sadly, in this day and age, i believe you.

* Amaro punches the wall of the police station and brings the entire building down.
Liv: what happened, Nick?
Amaro: nothing, just a scratch on my knuckle, i'll be okay.
Liv: i didn't ask what happened to you, i asked what happened?
Amaro: oh, the building came down.

* player's son: i want to be just like you, daddy!
player: boy, stop talking, nobody's talking to you. haven't you heard the saying that children should be seen and not heard?
son: what?
player: haven't you heard that?
son: i have stopped talking forever.

* at the bar:
Rollins: what's the matter, Nick? don't like a pushy woman? (she pushes him) gonna fight? you wouldn't hit a girl, would you?
Amaro: go home, Amanda, you're drunk.
Rollins: not until we have our rough foreplay right here at this barroom.
Amaro puts on chapless pants and dances on the bar countertop.

* Fin: Amanda, there are two simple rules you must follow to last here: one, never take the work home with you.
Rollins: already violated that one, i had some homework i had to do on a case so i did it at home.
Fin: and two: never take anyone from work home with you. can i stay with you at your place for a bit? my apartment's getting remodeled.

* wife: you ruined my life. i hope you're satisfied.
Liv: we saved your life. now you are free and can go out and make friends apart from your husband. can i be your friend?
wife: what?!
Liv: yeah, for some reason i don't have a lot of girl friends.