Power Rangers Super Ninja Steel "Love Stings"

notes:

* Chip Lynne: why is the Valentine's Day episode now?
Madame Odius: see what happens when your hiatuses are so long nobody knows what's going on anymore? the schedule gets screwed up. same thing happened with my favorite program Off The Air. although in that case you never know what's going on.

* Odius: you're the last of a dying breed, Venoma. you're the John McCain of the Galactic Ninjas.

* Odius: dangerous love?
Venoma: i'm a Depeche Mode fan. i hate making love to those disgusting Rangers. but i'll do it cos you promised.
Odius: promised what?
Venoma: you promised me a date with Jonah Hill.

* three guys joshing around.
Levi: got a date for the Valentine's Dance?
Brody: yep, Sarah's mom. who's your date, Calvin?
Calvin: *looks up* um huh let's see, name begins with H.
Hayley: Ho? the Ho that goes to our school? she's a ho!
Calvin: what?

* Preston: i'm practicing. i'm practicing hard. i got my elbow digging into the slits of her locker and i've done the kabedon five times in the mirror.
Hayley: that cool floating heart with the S should do the trick. that's cool. like that's genuinely cool.

* Victor Vincent: what are you wearing?
Monty: i'm practicing for when i land a frat in college. the toga party.
Victor: yes, you'll be officiating that thing as Cupid. shoot her.

* Victor Vincent: you shot the lunchlady! the lunchlady in these things is always old and crankity and twice-divorced.
lunchlady: *fixes her hairnetted hair and bashfuls* oh sure, Victor, i'd love to go to the dance with you! you are so handsome. and i won't make fun of you like the redditors do.
Victor: fine. sigh. what do i have to do to avoid detention this time?
lunchlady: swallow my oatmeal.

* Victor: if you go to the dance with me, i'll PAY you.
Sandy: no need. this is my second appearance. i thought i'd be a one-shot character never to be seen again. i'm paid now. back up the Brink's truck.

* Preston tries to rip up his floating heart but can't cos it's magic.
Preston: you wanted to go alone?
Sandy: no, i want you to ask me. i'm a loner but i still want you to ask me.
Preston: ah, so that's why you're so good at pool.

* Hayley hands Calvin a bag of dog shit.
Hayley: this is what i think of our love *laughs*
Calvin: i get it, Love Stinks.

* Hayley: come on Pres, Victor once told me he was the first man on the moon, and as we all learned in school, the moon is flat.

* Sandy: YES! the arrow hit my backpack, injuring all my books. i don't have to go to school anymore!!!

* Sarah: Brody, stop twitching your eyebrows like that when you're in your lovestruck swoon, it's creepy.
Brody: gotta admit, ever since i've been in love, my acting's gotten better.

* Venoma: wait, can i shoot an arrow into one of the females?
Chip Lynne: according to the Bible, not yet. the show bible.

* Mick Kanic: save the last dance?
Brody: no thanks, pal.
Mick: because of this rejection, i will turn evil down the road.

* Brody: i sanded a Steel Morpher that's heart-shaped! it's gray like my heart when i'm away from Venoma.
Mick: great idea, boy! now finally maybe the toys will sell!

* Levi: i wrote Venoma a song.................it's so bad you're not gonna hear it on the show.

* Preston: Sandy, i can't go to the dance with you.
Sandy: why not?
Preston: I HATE YOUR PANTS, SANDY, OKAY?!! I HATE YOUR GODDAMN PANTS!!!
Hayley: why'd you do that, Preston?
Preston: wait, i figured it out. she loves me! and also, i've just now fallen in love with physics!!!

* Levi: hey you guys thinking what i'm thinking?
Brody: yeah, let's practice on Sarah before Venoma.
Levi: no, let's escape.
Calvin: i kinda want to practice on Redbot first.

* Brody: hey Calvin, why is your yellow truck such a piece of shit?
Calvin: i put honey in the gastank in honor of Venoma. meet Nitro, my truck which is really my Zord that never works.

* Preston: i'd rather be a dentist!
Venoma: that's fine. my teeth have all been rotted to the root. i eat my own honey.

* Chip Lynne: cut. cut. Preston and Venoma, take a breather, you two are way too close to one another. that hug was touchy and sexual, you were just about to kiss. we're veering dangerously close to furry territory here.

* Venoma: do you know how much that piece of plastic cost? 5 CENTS! i may not have my love arrows anymore, but i still got my fighting words!

* Venoma: Earth Girls Are Easy.
Preston: Easy-Bake Oven?

* Sandy: *exasperated and sad* what is it, Preston? i have homework to do.
Preston: *smiling* okay then. go do your homework, kid.

* Victor: okay, rich kid, we got all the shit you desired. will you go with me now?!
rich girl: i popped my own balloons. the answer is no. btw i don't care if you call me a witch, i AM a witch, like i'm one of Odius's witches, the last one.
Victor: wait, can i at least keep the giant teddy bear for my comfort animal?
Monty: not allowed on planes...

* Calvin: i'm a good actor, it's just i can't ever raise my voice. gotta maintain my cool, hang-loose breathy surfer persona.

* Tommy Oliver: why didn't we get married? we were destined to be the canon couple.
Kimberly: i like bad boys. Skull literally had "Skull" in his name. i fucked Skull. we did it like his name. we had a kid together.

* Calvin: by the way, my date was Hellshake Yano.