Doctor Who "The Zygon Invasion" Episode Discussion

learned:

* once, there were three Doctors, especially Tennant, we keep seeing flashbacks of Tennant, probably subliminal, showcasing the nostalgic better days, when the show really mattered. *sigh* hey, so what's Tennant doing now, just out of curiosity?
Tennant: i'm right here in space. you know in space they can't hear you sigh.
narrator: you are?! joy! gumdrops! can you come back?!
Tennant: i'm busy helping out four turtles at the moment.
narrator: oh come on!

* twin girls: our mommy says never talk to strangers.
the Doctor: good advice, i'm the strangest man you'll ever meet. who's your mommy?
twin girls: Missy.
the Doctor: please don't tell her you saw me. please? look, i'll give you a ride in my TARDIS over to a boy who's riding a kid's bike down the halls of a cavernous hotel, go bother him, have fun, here's some blood.

* Colonel Walsh: just because you're paranoid don't mean there're not after you.
the Doctor: Cobain forever.
Colonel Walsh: sure but also i'm a Zygon. i'll reveal myself in Part 2.
the Doctor: what?
Colonel Walsh: nothing.

* Zygons: TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES!!!
Kate: but i DID get my pets spayed or neutered.

* the Doctor: bombing is never the answer, it'll radicalize the moderates. go watch Off the Air "Conflict".
Kate: well then what do you suggest?! look at my face, it's cuter now that it's angry.
the Doctor: easy, the secret weapon against ISIS is my sonic sunglasses.
Moffat: sorry, sorry, that wasn't supposed to be in the final script, i swear, honest mistake.
female soldier: i can't bomb the enemy, they look like my family.
the Doctor: is it weird that when i look at them all i see is David Tennant? just David Tennants everywhere...

* the Doctor: i want to make sure i've got this correct: there are two Osgoods?
Kate: yes.
the Doctor: two of them?
Kate: yes.
the Doctor: send both of them to my hotel room immediately, i need to chat them up i mean have a chat with them about the lotion the uh location of the enemy.

* Clara: i thought you hated being President of the World.
the Doctor: i love poncing around on this jet. sometimes Mr. Trump even lets me wear his red cap.

* Hitchley: okay we're gonna do that trope, mom, ready? gotta prove you're my real mom, mom. what is my date of birth?
mom: i dunno. look tbh i was contemplating not having you uh i mean i'm bad with dates.
Hitchley: what was the name of my teddy bear?
mom: Patches.
Hitchley shoots mom-alien.
Colonel Walsh: why did you finally decide to do it?
Hitchley: i always hated Patches. mom loved Patches more than me.

* the Doctor: let's be honest, you're human.
Osgood: i reject that concept, it's not either/or, i'm both human and Zygon, i'm a hybrid.
the Doctor: please don't use that dirty word around me.
Osgood: great, more bisexual nullification on tv.

* Clara: the middle-aged always think the world is coming to an end.
Jac: also, a woman becomes a horny teenage boy when she hits middle age.
Clara: boo! i'm a Zygon. it is Halloween after all.
Jac: Bad Clara is sexier than Cipher Clara.
Clara shoots a shoulder-fired missile.
Jac: and Badass Clara is sexier than Bad Clara. can i have your babies?