Mike Tyson Mysteries "What's That Gnoise?" Episode Discussion

learned:

* don't hate me, but this is the best show on tv.

* this show is all about the awkward pauses.........................and the strange improv replies to jokes, y'know? like most sitcoms have the joke delivered, the canned laughter, and that's it, the plot moves on, but here, there's this weird pause after the joke followed by an offhand reply, like a "gimme a break", "oh brother", "god help me", "you're stupid", "in your dreams", "oooooooookay", "please" or an uncomfortable laugh from Pigeon.

* what happened to the guy who gave the bad review on yelp?

* Pigeon: does anyone in this family care that i'm in an oven?
Yung: Pigeon, this is the only way i'll ever eat you, if you're roast pigeon.
Pigeon: i may die, but what a way to go!

* Marquess: oh Mike you're crying. are you watching On Golden Pond?
Mike (wiping away tears on his blue tracksuit): nope, the Buster Douglas fight.

* Pigeon: wait, you mean to tell me someone fucked you four times?
Mike: sure, she's a soccer mom, she needs to have enough for a soccer team.

* soccer mom: i am so stereotypically harried, i gotta get the boy to ballet, the chubby girl to fat camp, and my ass to night school. and my husband thinks i'm a liar. does anyone hear that noise?
Pigeon: no, but it does sound like you need a new husband. i could get rid of him for you and we could make some noises.
soccer mom: no thank you.
Mike: me?
soccer mom: um, no thank you. how about you?
soccer mom looks lovingly at Yung.
Yung: me?! oh, no, sorry, i'm going to college soon.

* Pigeon: hey boy, have you jacked off yet? it's not normal you know.
boy (to psychiatrist): a talking pigeon told me masturbation was unnatural.
psychiatrist: get this kid a ward bed, he's crazy.
Pigeon: see?

* Mike tears apart soccer mom's car.
soccer mom: a gnome, that's what made the gnoise. i'm not crazy! hello tiny bearded magic man, how are you? wanna be my new husband?
gnome: sorry, toots, you're cute and all, you look like Jane Pauley, but i'm gonna die in your dog's mouth soon.
soccer mom: thank you. who's gonna pay to repair my car you tore up?
Mike: oh sorry, just deduct it from our bill. and please leave a glowing review on yelp, that's all that really matters. i've always wanted to destroy a car like my hero Michael Jackson. we Mikes have to stick together.
soccer mom: RIP MJ, king of pop, greatest songs ever.
Mike: he did music?