learned:
* the only way this could have been better is if the interviewee was Spalding Gray.
* Marquess (who's a ghost): so did everyone remember my birthday?
Pigeon: maybe it's more appropriate to celebrate your deathday.
* Mike: don't birds have small brains?
Pigeon: don't boxers who've been hit one too many times have the same?
* taxidriver: yeah i hate all these highfalutin celebrities who think they own the tittybars in New York. invite me in once, y'know? all these illuminati who only have a show cos of their name. who did you say you were again?
Mike: Charlie Rose, we're going to Charlie Rose.
taxidriver: Charlie Rose is the worst offender!
* guest wrangler: Popovich went into the black backdrop of the Charlie Rose Show set and vanished into thin air, it's like he got swallowed up by a black hole.
Pigeon: sounds like my first marriage. you're hot, toots! whaddaya say you and i and some kinky boots...?
guest wrangler: i love that show!
Pigeon: you'll be wearing the boots, dear...
* Charlie Rose: the purpose of my show all these years, the purpose of all television, the purpose of all of our lives is to prepare for the apocalypse.
Yung: this is all 4chan's fault.
Charlie Rose dies in Mike's arms.
Charlie Rose (last words): please, Mike Tyson, make up for anything bad you may have done, you can redeem yourself here and now. carry on my mission. save Mabel Pines.
NOTES FROM MY NETHER / only the finest programs of television / your host this evening is early and wears no robe, 83optics on youtube but you know him better as THE LATE PHOENIX / come and mull over the monastery mulled wine, see what's on / N O T E S
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