Law & Order SVU "Devastating Story" Episode Discusssion

learned:

* you are hitting these titles out of the park, Show.

* remember Northern Exposure? watching every episode of Northern Exposure is the equivalent of getting a PhD.

* professor: i don't like you at all, you're very phallocentric in your thinking.
Carisi: i don't know what that is but i suddenly find you very attractive.

* Carisi: i mean there isn't a stolen-car advocate, y'know? i went into my local Pep Boys recently and the guy wanted me to genderflect.
Rollins: what's that?
Carisi: no idea. what is going on? nobody is willing to talk and rapists are gonna go free.
Rollins: welcome to SVU, it's messy and sometimes ends in a very unsatisfying way.
Carisi: so the opposite of episodic television.

* Liv: we have history, don't we?
university president: yes we do. i find you very attractive.
Liv: oh. no, i mean tbh i didn't think you'd survive at this job after your many blunders.
university president: it's tough to kill an old soggy bitch like me. now if you'll excuse me i have a firestorm to put out.
Liv: please don't talk about your sex life in front of me.

* girl: i'm a rock star. i'm going on Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow tonight.
Liv: okay, Rachel yes, Anderson no. remember who butters all of our breads?

* frat boys: hey, what is this, the Spanish Inquisition?!
Ice-T: did you make that reference cos you're currently studying it in class?
frat boys: no, we're watching Monty Python instead of going to class. wanna sit in on our video-game session?
Ice-T: oh no, we're never ever doing video games again.

* professor: who cares if the story is fudged a little? six men, four men, the point is to eradicate rape culture.
Barba: what if i told you 2 + 2 = 5.
professor: it does. i'm an English professor, not a math one.

* girl: but i did really get raped.
Liv: too late, the episode's almost over.