learned:
* NO NO NO NO MORE BREAK MORE BREAK
* Dwayne Johnson, The Rock, both porn names.
* cold open: okay, next i want to see the Ted Cruz get angry and turn into Ant Man.
* monologue song: oh shit, The Rock said shhhhhh, i couldn't hear it.
* i once talked to my Pep Boys guy about how history is written by the winners and he told me it gets better and admitted he didn't really need to change the oil, so overall i am in favor of the new Starbucks policy.
* WWE promo shoot: whoa, that escalated in a rather fast way into Oldboy territory.
* Bambi: what's not shown in the trailer is that the hunter who shot Bambi's mother turns out to be Dick Cheney (i know i know, i'll do Hillary next week...wink wink.)
* George Ezra: when you look like Justin Bieber but sound like Johnny Cash.
* The Jungle: MORE ROCK ASS MORE ROCK BARE BUNS MORE BUTT GENERALLY
* Dinner Date: that wasn't a British accent, that was drunk.
* Improv Show: Kate McKinnon is so good she got arrested...for stealing my heart.
* Circus: Dr. Steve Brule's son looks different...
NOTES FROM MY NETHER / only the finest programs of television / your host this evening is early and wears no robe, 83optics on youtube but you know him better as THE LATE PHOENIX / come and mull over the monastery mulled wine, see what's on / N O T E S
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