Law & Order SVU "Parole Violations" Episode Discussion

learned:

* i see ya workin', Title.

* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MORE BREAK MORE BREAK MORE BREAK

* Tommy is Murphy's little brother, Bella is having the Beast's kid, it all makes sense.

* Liv: hey Carisi, you can't disappear the whole show to get pizza this time, it's your showcase episode.

* Rollins: you tryin' to make me fat?
Carisi: yes, those skinny models aren't healthy.

* unconvinced boss: let me guess, disgruntled lesbian?
Liv: no, a man.
unconvinced boss: and how does that work?
Carisi: let me show you.

* female parole officer: better call Saul.
Carisi: too soon.

* female parole officer: i wanted to feel wanted.
Rollins: dude, just pick up a copy of Fifty Shades like everyone else.

* female parole officer hits Liv on the shoulder hard.
female parole officer: we buddies, now, baby?
Liv: that's assault.
female parole officer: fine, arrest me. wanna use my handcuffs or yours? mine are fluffy and pink.
Liv: now hold on, i didn't say i didn't enjoy that.

* perp: she put a little vinegar in my urine.
Carisi: yeah well i'm full of piss and vinegar today, too.
perp: she altered my test in exchange for other services.
Carisi: like salad? you guys used the rest of the vinegar and had salad together?

* Carisi: don't talk like that, don't take advice from your sisters, one will only marry a man if he's homeless and the other one has only been married once.

* Liv: it's a natural thing even if it's forced. like cutting onions, it just happens.
Bella: what happens?
Liv: you cry even if you don't want to.
Bella: i cry around onions but that's because i hate onions.

* Barba: you don't use drugs? would you kindly roll up your sleeve and reveal your arm.
perp: okay, i admit it, i'm guilty, i didn't use bug spray that day. happy?

* female parole officer: you have the easy job, i have to rehabilitate the ones you lock up, none of them will ever change.
Liv: sounds like you're talking about yourself.
female parole officer: i think i'm in the wrong line of work.
Liv: i agree, i see you more working the salad bar.