Law & Order SVU "Daydream Believer" Episode Discussion

learned:

* thanks, now that song is ruined forever. sorry Sleepy Jean, maybe we'll go to the homecoming dance together next year when we're both fifth-year seniors.

* okay i just got here at 10, i have no idea what's going on.

* Lewis did it better.

* random stranger: oh you were kidding.
psychopath: yeah, you'll find that psychopaths like me are quite funny. if we weren't psychopaths we'd kill it on the comedy circuit. sorry, kill, yeah i know, sorry.

* psychopath: who is this little guy blocking the road?
Willow: Willow Ufgood at your service.
psychopath: what?
Willow: sorry, i thought you were Val Kilmer.
Rollins: yeah i think i ran into him on the street but i didn't have a description yet, i offered to come knock on his door.
Amaro: the fuck you talkin' bout, blondie?
Rollins: i thought he was Jack Tripper. at any rate the lure still worked, he thought i was hot and is gonna meet me along with his wife at his home soon.

* psychopath's wife: i thought he took all that time away from me cos he hated me.
Amaro: no, that's a horrible reason he gave you, but it's worse than that. you should consider yourself lucky that he didn't want to spend any time with you.

* psychopath: i want to represent myself, Your Honor.
judge: okay, dude, easy, nice and easy, whatever you want, whatever you want to do, you control the show, just don't kill any more people.
psychopath's lawyer: do i still have to be here?
judge: you're right, counselor, you're hot, for your own safety i'm ordering you to get the hell out of here right now!

* Jason Beghe: he's not clever, he's scum.
Liv: what?
Jason Beghe: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
Liv: Zelda? Noah's been teaching me, that's the reference, right?
Jason Beghe: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

* psychopath: oh shit, how did you get here?
Jason Beghe: GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
psychopath: what?
Jason Beghe: i mean i'm everywhere, i'm a ghost, the next time you pee think of me because i'm gonna be right there next to you, right by your shoulder, crowding your personal space, not letting you breathe as i watch you pee.

* i know what the psychopath did was torture, but THIS EPISODE was torture to watch. next week's two returning stars can't come soon enough.