SNL Taraji P. Henson / Mumford & Sons Episode Discussion

learned:

* Hillary Clinton will be our first Queen.

* monologue of song: i want to make it, i wonder what that feels like. it's like you have a personal assistant who does all your shopping for you, gets you your gold Apple Watch and writes all of your blog posts. and he has another blog that he uses to rip you a new one everyday and spill all your secrets. he doesn't tell you what the url for that blog is.

* Sesame Street: Taraji P. Jim Henson yes relation: Snuffy's packin' but Big Bird doesn't do too bad for himself in that department, he is BIG Bird after all. Cookie Monster wants Cookie's cookie. if they get a felt puppet Anaconda, that's when you know the skit has gone on too long.

* Mumford & Sons: okay but the question on everyone's lips is: who's the mother? Maury? SNL scared me with that first title card of the band that had eight or ten people on it, but it was the four members and they just doubled and tripled the picture. photoshop is scary, i thought there were many more Sons nobody knew about. i want to know if the band is breeding, i want notifications on my gold Apple Watch.

* A League of Their Own: there's no crying in baseball, but there's revenge...

* Teacher Trial: the whole time i was all to Cecily, "notice me, senpai."

* QVC: Molly Shannon should get her leg kicks insured.

* Power Rangers is a Voltron ripoff whereas Connectatron is more a loving tribute to Tron, Connect Four, and Empire.

* shortest ever? yes. i'm Spiethless.