Law & Order SVU "Granting Immunity" Episode Discussion

learned:

* if this show were as good as its episode titles, this would be another Seinfeld for NBC.

* Amaro: that's what a rainbow party is? back in my day, a rainbow party meant a couple of fellas over for a sleepover and Trix cereal. i also walked five miles a day in the snow to get to school but it was a little easier cos i always had my Air Jordans nice and pumped up.

* student: i ain't giving you my passwords! i don't want the cops reading my blog!
Fin: why? afraid we'll read it?
student: please do, my blog only gets 1 hit a day and that's from me checking daily to see how many hits my blog got that day, it's embarrassing.

* anti-vaxxer milf: remember Principal, i know where you live.
Liv: wow, threat much? what's that all about?
Principal: oh, we're seeing each other. i mean look at her.
Liv: you don't see the conflict of interest here?
Principal: all i see are three hot milfs.
Liv: wait, three? oh. not this again. goodbye.

* infected girl: that boy is a loser, we were just having some fun, if only he hadn't broadcast it everywhere we'd be okay *measles are all over her face and nose*

* Rollins: have you been vaccinated, Carisi?
Carisi: yep. the school took one look at my disheveled mook ass and decided not to take any chances.
Rollins: MMR?
Carisi: yep, i like mocha, mint, and raspberry, those are my favorite ice cream flavors.

* Amaro's son: dad, i don't want to go! i don't want to be away from you!
Amaro: don't worry, son, i just have to stay in New York a little bit longer. there's this ridiculously-gorgeous blonde i work with and i'm hoping the writers write a scene for her and me as the last scene in the season finale, a motel-bedroom scene or something, give the fans something to talk about all summer.

* Amaro and Rollins: do you know about this doctor that this anti-vaxxers group all went to?
doctor: went to medical school with him. he jumped out a first-story window in the middle of freshman finals and we never heard from him again. he turned up years later with a small practice where he performed operations on people only using the internet. he accepts all religious-conviction exemptions cos he believes he is God. last name Frankenstein.