Justice League Action "The Cube Root"

learned:

* sorry, had to change shirts.

* Professor Stein: the guest of honor wasn't Obama? i'm out.

* Jennifer Lopez and Jennifer Lawrence catfight over who's the Queen Jennifer of Hollywood.

* Prof: take a picture.
Firestorm: you mean selfie? you can't, you're a head with no hands. you like Filter?
Prof: they had other songs you know.

* Mr. Terrific: Neil deGrasse Tyson WISHES he were as handsome as me.

* Firestorm: Mr. Terrific i'll have you know is an Olympic-level athlete...
Terrific: no drugs. Usian Bolt WISHES he were as good-looking as me. i got a T over my face to keep the girls from screaming to death. it's too much handsome to take.

* Prof: i'm gonna be sick.
Firestorm: what's up? you were roommates or something?
Prof: no i meant from the college ramen. it's better to be a humble nobody like me.

* Terrific: Calculator? what's your evil superpower?
Calculator: the Banach-Tarski paradox. look it up. let's see your T-spheres and S-cubes do THAT!

* Terrific: i saved you two for one specific reason: biracial marriage. i want to see you two hooking up in the future. love trumps hate.

* Calculator: not Ben 10 balls at all.

* Prof: the worst thing you did to me, roomie, was make me NOT a catlover!

* Prof: they were a beautiful blancmange i wanted to make love to.
Terrific: hey as i said i'm all about the black-white thing.

* Ronnie Raymond: holy fuck i never knew i was Keanu Reeves!

* Terrific: can i get that in writing now that you have your body back?
Prof: i don't have any hands.

* Ronnie: no he said sprinklers. i can get you a latte. a latte tastes like sprinkler water.

* disgruntled driver: Gotham sucks!
other disgruntled driver: Metropolis sucks!
Jesse Eisenberg: hey did you guys like my unique take on Lex Luthor?

* Prof: respec man
Terrific: that's respect with a t.

* Prof: i need to get ice packs for my head. since i'm only a head.

* btw, we all need ice packs.

* Ronnie: that sounds like a first-string, all-defense, Super-Bowl-winning bad idea!
Prof: i don't know what any of those words mean, Ronald, i got concussed playing football.

* Terrific: you got a nice ass for a cop.
woman cop: ...

* Ronnie: i looked like the Harry Osborn from that new Spider-Man series but with longer hair.
legal: can't. competing network.

* Terrific: hey you guys want to hear a rumor i heard about Bill Cosby?...