Justice League Action "The Ringer"

learned:

* Sinestro: prudence has never been your strong suit.
Green Lantern: who likes prunes?

* Wonder Woman: Justice One here. why didn't we take my invisible jet?
Superman: it looks weird driving around in that thing.

* Sinestro: what you got, Jordan bum?
Green Lantern: abs so good you could wash your clothes on them.
Wonder Woman: that's true. they are. i've washed my star panties on them.

* Wonder Woman: Voltron Force! because i'm a woman i have to cross my arms like this or i won't be taken seriously.

* Wonder Woman: is this the gas pedal? nice mace, Sinestro, do you keep yours in your purse, too?

* Atom: here's your drugs, GL...
Green Lantern: ...
Atom: why doesn't Sinestro need a lamp?
Green Lantern: he freebases.

* Atom: just let me get inside him.
Green Lantern: that sounds not quite right.

* Atom: my safe place. *attaches pin*

* Wonder Woman points at Atom's tighty whities and laughs.
Atom: i'm not small like that! i just took a meteor shower!

* Atom: damn you, Sinestro, taking advantage of my love for Paranoia Agent like that.

* Atom: this memory hurts more. my own dog didn't recognize me.

* Sinestro: you had a treehouse? if i had a treehouse as a kid i wouldn't have turned evil.

* Atom: Old Man Frank Miller...
Puddles the dog: Frank Miller is old...
Atom: you can talk, Puddles?
Puddles: i can sing, too. *sings "Rocket Man"*
Atom: that's a silo.

* Atom: here, boy, catch!
Sinestro: never played catch as a kid...

* Green Lantern: what's going on, bud?
Atom: i've never gone this small. sub sub sub-atomic. it looks like those drugs you're so fond of.
Green Lantern: relax, man, it's just a trip. you need to calm yourself. you know yoga?
Atom: only the smell of yoga pants.

* GL: that's Despotellis! that's sick!
Atom: you just made that up right now. or you looked it up.
GL: you're sick!
Atom: i know, i have this despot virus in me.

* Atom: he's squishing me like a bug!
GL: why didn't you Gigantify?

* Sinestro: i will now use my secret weapon:...............EASTERN RELIGION!

* Atom: you need to lay down for a bit?
Despotellis: it's lie.
Atom: liar!

* Atom: feels like i got hit by a train. i need a Trane to lay down.
Wonder Woman: i know some girls.
Atom: Trane mattress. i'm married. i think.

* Atom: it was nightmarish in there. my worst fear came true. there was this excellent Green Lantern cartoon i used to watch every Saturday morn that was cancelled by Cartoon Network.
GL: why do you think i burn?

* Atom: mind shooting me some oxygen in space?
GL: i only breathe pot smoke. we're in space?

* GL: looks like a shroom.
Wonder Woman: looks like the crabs i got last week.
Superman looks away.