Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Rocking & Rolling"

learned:

* Power Rangers you say?

* concerts? concerts are so cliché. teenagers don't go to concerts anymore.

* why does there always have to be a "music episode"? i like music but still.

* Brody: world tour? how long are you gonna be gone for?
Levi Weston: until this Voltron franchise fades away.

* Levi: Mary! you're the writer's daughter, huh?
Mary nods.
Levi: love seeing writers with all the power on a production. let's take a selfie.
Mary eats the cheeseburger phone.

* Victor Vincent: we are backstage trash.
Monty: as long as the recycling message gets across.

* Hayley: why are we wearing trash bags?
Sarah: these are our new ninja suits. super-tight around the ass.

* Stonedozer: i don't care if i'm a one-shot, i will NOT pun rock and/or roll.

* Mary: he's hunky and talented and everything but he's no JoJo Siwa.

* one person not laughing at Victor and Monty crashing the stage was Britney Spears.

* Britney Spears: a little late there, security guard! delayed reaction for the camera.

* now we know why this episode was greatly delayed. it was way way way too soon for a long time after the Ariana concert. R.I.P. never forget. the real world is insane, that's why i live in television.

* Power Rangers: come with us to safety, Mr. Weston.
Levi: guys, it's me!

* host: Galaxy Warriors is a better concert than JoJo Siwa!

* Stonedozer: how did you escape the collapsing concert hall?
Preston: CGI.

* Levi the Gold Ranger: not so fast. y'know not so fast is one of those phrases that are never actually organically said in real-life conversation, only written in gangster scripts.

* host: Stonedozer gets a second chance! Bigly i mean Gigantify! remember, kids, there are no second chances in life. when you're dead you're dead.

* Stonedozer: why does my voice sound like Nixon? why are my gums and lips flapping up and down when i speak? is this a commentary on the current political climate?

* reporter: i'm trying but my New Zealand accent is leaking out. doesn't matter still cute. this is California...we are in California.

* mayor: after this i got a porn thing. easier to keep the stache glued on than having to fidget with it in the car on the way there.

* Levi: i'm canceling the tour!
Mary: when i grow up i want to be just like you. i want to be Justin Bieber!

* Levi: in the meantime i'll be working on new songs. one in particular came to me in my sleep, a country song called "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

* Levi: i'm going back to school.
Sarah: haha you dumb.

* Calvin: was there any point to me being in this episode at all? no? i'm gonna go play with Hobbes.

* mayor: you're a fraud!
Victor Vincent: yes but do you like my body?
mayor: you're doing the porn thing after, too?