Power Rangers Ninja Steel "The Ranger Ribbon"

learned:

* tie one on

* Rangers: where are you taking us, Preston?
Preston: into the woods...

* Hayley: Cal and i put one up on our anniversary.
Calvin: i was drunk.

* Preston: we're all together! we're all happy!
Redbot: remember me? you forgot me.

* man with chainsaw: fuck you!
scary man with hacksaw: remember me when you watch the protest scene, i play the old hippie with the gray beard.

* Preston's dad: this is my first acting job.

* Preston's dad: we're chopping down this tree to make room for a building!
Sarah: NEVER!!!
Preston's dad: it's a mall.
Sarah: okay.

* Preston's dad: you can tell i'm big-time from my suit, shades, and limo phone.
Victor and Monty: Bulk and Skull never did anything like this.

* Calvin: i'm a fucking flying squirrel in a tree!

* not the best idea to use a hose.

* Cosmo: introducing......Trapsaw!
Trapsaw: i love traps!
Cosmo: did you fuck Daphne Blake?

* Preston's dad: where do you think firewood comes from?
Preston: fire?
Preston's dad: and where does fire come from?
Preston: the snap of my fingers. i'm a magician.
Preston's dad: your mother would be ashamed of you.
Preston: i look like you, i look nothing like mom. just sayin'.

* Levi: i remember this place. it was a restaurant. the hot dogs were great.
Sarah: maybe your memory's getting a bit rusty there, pardner, you are getting old. i think you meant hamburger like your hamburger phone.
Levi: no hamburger like that ridiculously juicy ass of yours.

* Ripcon: i fought you when you were just a kid. and won!
Brody: that's pathetic.
Ripcon: *sigh* i know. i only bring it up cos it's my only victory to date.

* Sarah: where is everybody? i don't get it, we put up flyers everywhere.
Hayley: people were yelling at me. they were telling me that Power Rangers died with MMPR.

* Preston's dad: I'LL TEAR DOWN THIS TREE MYSELF!!!
Preston's dad picks up the chainsaw but it's too heavy.

* Preston: see, dad? the tree is magic.
Preston's dad: sorry, son. i just miss your mother so much.
Preston: i don't remember having a mother but hug me anyway.
Preston's dad: is it weird that the episode is already resolved halfway through?

* Preston's dad: you're so brave, son.
Preston: i'm a Power Ranger. whoops.
Preston's dad: you're gonna make me a LOT of money, kid!

* Sarah: come into my hole.

* Trapsaw: speaking of, you think the next season of The Simpsons will be any good?

* wolf zord to red robot: hey, don't try to walk me, buddy.

* Madame Odius: hello, fans. i am the only hope this season will be the slightest bit interesting.

* Preston: i was captivated by your performance. but you look more like my uncle than my dad.
Preston's dad: my name is Marcus by the way.

* Aiden: i'm your brother.
Brody: you look nothing like me. *hugs*

* Sarah: i'm holding a drill. don't worry about it.