Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Presto Chango-O"

learned:

* it should have been titled "Preston Chango" obviously. they really whiffed on that one.

* in this mythology, the zord conforms to your deepest desire. my zord would be a big dildo.

* i love how the giant red robot zord moves by walking fast. prediction: Redbot is somehow this giant red robot zord after all.

* Preston: i'm a fucking Power Ranger but that's not enough for me. i also want to be a magician who pulls rabbits out of hats.

* i like how's there's a Calvin in the group, Calvin's a regal name befitting a Ranger. Mick should have been called Mech. no way would the bully be Victor Vincent and the nerd be Monty, those two should have switched names.

* Brody: you just gotta believe, Preston.
Preston: thanks, Brody. i will surpass my brother Yoshi in handsomeness some day.

* Calvin: i love you, Hayley.
Hayley: i love you, Calvin.
Sarah: awww, you guys are so cute! have you fucked yet?

* Sarah: you like my jeans, girl?
Hayley: those are my jeans, girl.

* Madame Odius: i have a plan, master.
Galvanax: say that again. your voice is so smooth and buttery. pure silk. have you ever considered modeling?

* Sarah: you're a chump!
Galvanax: i've been called worse.
Sarah: chump means something different in Brazilian.

* Monty: help! put my halves back together!
Preston: sorry about that. you're a nerd so you don't matter.
Monty: wait hold on. i look better as this square-shape person. according to my calculations, our ratings just spiked 1000%. the Minecraft audience is watching us now.

* Brody: thanks so much for the brand new range rover! i love you guys!
Sarah: i hope you're satisfied. this thing was so expensive Calvin had to take out a second loan and got into some money issues with Hayley and they broke up.