Mike Tyson Mysteries "A Plaintive Wail" Episode Discussion

learned:

* okay, Show, i'm slow on the uptake, it's taken me two seasons, but i finally got it. the title, and wait for the end for the wordplay.

* Pigeon: why do people like posts about death?
Marquess: sometimes it's their only chance at revenge. it's a cruel world. hey did you know that the #1 thing people post on instagram is food? i'm jus' sayin'. don't make me mad. i have an instagram account.

* Pigeon: hey Yung, why don't you go skinny-dipping in the pool sometime? it is your own private pool.
Yung: i just did. you should have seen the first draft of that scene. our animators are pervs.

* Pigeon: we're going to drive to Boston?! why?!
Mike: to see if that Aqua Teen episode is FINALLY finished.

* Mike: hey folks, have you noticed i've gotten a lot to say in this episode? like a LOT to say. they're giving me the exposition dump and everything. i get the sneaking suspicion they're actually making fun of me.

* Mike: okay, i'll start: my name is Mike Tyson, my wife's name is Robin Givens, i.......i can't do this anymore, i'm starting to cry.
Yung: my name is Betty cos i'm hot, i don't have a husband cos i'm a strong independent woman that don't need no man, we live in Boston of course, and we sell baked beans.
Pigeon: i want to smell your farts.

* Marley Gibson: hello, my name is Marley Gibson, i'm a real-life ghost hunter...

* librarian: sir, you cannot access porn on the library computers.
Pigeon: hey it's not my fault you're too cheap to pay for BlockSite. at least when i'm in China i know where i stand.

* Mike: what exactly do you do?
Marquess: i'm the constant reminder that one day all of you will die. also, i'm related to Casper.
Pigeon: damn name-dropper.

* Marquess: light as a feather, stiff as a board...
Pigeon: nobody wants the gory details of your love life, just get on with the seance!

* a whale crashes into the restaurant.
Yung: what the fuck, whale?! why are you here?!
whale: twitter's busy.