Law & Order SVU "Intimidation Game" Episode Discussion

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* here it is, the video-game episode. i have a feeling Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler aren't gonna show up and start discussing the latest releases. i miss those two even though i never watched X-Play and they weren't a part of my generation, i was one or two generations before. it would have been interesting to hear their thoughts during the '80s boom. i want Morgan to explain why video games now with all of their bits still aren't as fun as the original Zelda and Super Mario Bros. Sessler, voice of his generation, their generation, not mine, but still. G4's now this hipster hang, huh.

* Liv: so doc, i'm fine, but i'm worried. fix me.
Lindstrom: boys will be boys.
Liv: were you ever like that as a child? all rambunctious?
Lindstrom: no, no, never.
Liv: interesting.

* kid shoots Fin's sqaud and wins the video game.
kid: yeah, boy, get you some!
Fin: you snot-nosed punk! do you know who i am?
kid: no.
Fin: the ridiculously hot wife?
kid: my sister's better looking than her. and she's natural.
Fin: Cop Killer?
kid: is that a game?
Fin: would have been easier for me if it were. more fantasy/real-life stuff later...

* dude: feminazi.
girl: lives in your mama's basement.
dude: at least i have a basement. and a mama.
girl: you're debased for sure. your mother wears army boots.
dude: i don't know what that means. i'd die for my country.
girl: you wouldn't last two seconds in a non-virtual war. do you want to kiss me?
dude: honestly yes.
girl: is your mom a feminist?
dude: yes and i love her.
girl: can we at least agree on one thing? based god.
dude: thank you based god.

* Rollins: are you okay? what happened?
victim: they leveled up.
Rollins: can you believe how Cartoon Network treated that series? i mean they were literally in the middle of filming an episode when a dude must have come in to say stop the presses and the entire operation shuts down just like that. finito. that's cutthroat, man, that's brutal, no courtesy, just done. all that hard work before, poof, like it never existed and nobody's ever heard of it.

* Liv: hey nerd, you can't profit off a crime like this, Son of Sam law.
nerd: but without video games i have no life.
Liv: son, with video games you have no life.

* Liv: why are you pointing a red laser-pointer at her?
dude: cos she's a pussy. get it? cats and laser-pointers and everything.
Liv: let's take a trip to the station, genius. isn't this just cos you can't get any pussy?
dude: that's a gamer stereotype i don't appreciate. it's true in my case but that's not the point(er).

* suspect: shut up! video games are real!
Fin: no they're not!
suspect: stop feeding me lies! i saw the beer commercial, that guy was experiencing Pac-Man in real life!

* Fin shoots suspect.
Carisi: thanks buddy, your video-game skills saved my life.
Liv: i stand corrected. get the nerd back, i owe him an apology.
Carisi: the nerd's playing sports now.
Liv: that's insane, does he want a concussion?

* Barba: hey this episode was all Law and no Order. no courtroom scenes at all. oh well, i'm still your favorite hot Cuban in those spiffy suits. maybe we'll see each other next time.

* Fin: difference is, i can tell real-life from fantasy.
Liv: what if i told you everything happening all around you right now is an elaborate MMORPG.
Fin: do you even know what an MMORPG is?
Liv: nope.
Fin: here's my gun and badge.
Liv: keep 'em, it was a good shoot.
Fin: yes, but on tv, whenever it's thought to be a good shoot, it never ends up being a good shoot. i'll expect IAB at my doorstep soon.
Liv: you're right, expect him, he'll drive over from my place. full disclosure, the IAB dude and i are makin whoopee.