Power Rangers Ninja Steel "Helping Hand"

learned:

* no mention of Sarah's mom in the description? for shame.

* i told you! this is the episode! (okay, so no Victor on the hoverboard)

* Preston: i call bike bitch!

* lawnmower man: your ass is grass...

* Sarah's mom: i made this machine that eats jellied toast and drinks for you. i am so lonely.

* Chip Lynne: Sarah's cheek messy with jelly and Sarah getting sprayed on? the night porn seems to have filtered into the day show.

* Force Fear: hello. i'm this week's villain. i'm a giant cute head.

* Force Fear: call me Pink Floyd. I have the Wall.

* Cosmo: do you know how much it costs to dry-clean this suit? the total combined salaries of at least three BasherBots!

* Transformers: Robots in Disguise 2015 junkyard in real life. i'm gonna miss that show...

* Mick: how do you two numbskulls know the location of the Rangers hideout?
Victor and Monty: Rangers?

* Monty: drat. the one time we actually put our two brains together and make something substantial for science, and it's gonna be mishandled by evil.
Victor: atom bomb, Monty, atom bomb.

* Sarah: not a gratuitous ass shot. Nickelodeon handles these things well.

* Sarah: mom, you're embarrassing me!
Sarah's mom: sorry, my accent is bleeding through. it's hard to stay American throughout.
Sarah: mom, you and i are gonna have a good relationship. cos i'm prettier than you.

* Sarah's mom: I know this is hard to believe, but i'm Tony Hawk's mom in real life.

* Calvin: you were a little hard on her out there weren't you?
Sarah: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT

* Pink Floyd: there's only one way to defeat my Wall. shitloads and shitloads of psychotropic mushrooms.

* Madame Odius: sorry i've been away recently. i recently took up knitting. you like this shawl delicately draped across my shoulder?

* Mick: bad news: we're out of Ninja Steel.
Levi: what's that purple block in your hand? grape gum?
Mick: my dentures.

* Mick: we're gonna have to remelt these old stars to make the new ones.
Hayley: why?
Chip Lynne: budget.

* Mick: haven't found a new source yet. but it's a big universe.
Carl Sagan: billions. a billion alternate dimensions...
Mick: Carl Sagan was the first Ranger...

* Redbot: fuck you, Sarah!
Sarah: i'm sorry.
Redbot: i was practicing for Hayley on you.

* Chip Lynne: wait, so are you saying Sarah's mom is to blame for the whole Super fiasco?
Sarah's mom: hey don't blame me. second seasons are often good, it's just the name that sucks. you should name every second season Power Rangers Sarah's Mom.

* Sarah: give me a high-five.
Mick: i never played sports. ever.

* skating on a roll of toilet paper. cool.

* Hayley: i have a child out of wedlock.
Calvin: you whore!
Brody: i'm just gonna take this star.
Redbot: that's the old star, you moron.

* Mick: ..................*hammer-throw*.....................

* Rangers: what's with the bigger bot enclosing our Zords giant robo?
Chip Lynne: *Johnny Manziel rubbing sign* toys, baby, toy sales. Christmas is a'comin'. i want to make my 100-dollar bills snow in the club.

* lawnmower man: i traded in my mower for these two vicious dogs. they help calm me down. they have bigger teeth than my lawnmower. i can't take leisurely sidewalk strolls down the neighborhood with my lawnmower.

* Sarah: a dead clock's right twice.
Sarah's mom: but i'm dead inside.

* Sarah: i'm sorry, mom.
Sarah's mom: i'm sorry, honey.
Sarah: i love you, mom.
Sarah's mom: i love you, Sarah.
Sarah: *baby talk* mom.............................who is my father?

* Mick: good news, bad news. good news, we found a meteor rich in Ninja Steel. bad news, it was just a macro shot of the buzzcam's booger.

* Victor: come to papa.
Madame Odius: don't mind if i do. these two idots will be my newest cabana boys.
Victor: NOOOOO!
Madame Odius: quit squirming.
Monty: my only dream has come true. i'm the sex slave to an alien cat!

* Chip Lynne: bad news: this is the last episode ever. we're ending the franchise on a cliffhanger.