Justice League Action "It'll Take a Miracle!"

learned:

* fantastic. started off slow, ended great.

* Jack Kirby with the voiceover?

* Vegas strong

* Mister Miracle: i wonder if Houdini ever had nights like this?

* Batman: I AM CRISS ANGEL

* Miracle: hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque...

* note: Zatanna does not make an appearance. it was a messy Friday night with Paul Dini...

* cape code: don't tug another man's cape. at least not without his permission.

* Batman's favorite yoga pose: not doing yoga

* Miracle: Samus Aran's new morph-ball is this disco ball with fun searchlights. now you REALLY can't wait for the next Prime game.

* Miracle: Granny Goodness! you are strangely the only old bag who can pull off that spandex suit.

* Sia's "Chandelier" for the background music...if this show was more mainstream.

* Miracle: you know magic blades never have tips, right? no just-the-tip jokes, please.

* that's a nice butt.......on Granny

* Batman: so that's where Eddie Munster ran off to when he ran away from spooky mansion.

* Miracle: Entertainment...
Batman: i prefer Neil Hamburger.

* Lashina to clapping audience: come to mummy!
Lashina knows she has the better butt.

* Batman: i don't do show biz. i AM show biz. without me all you little lesser-known comics wouldn't exist!

* Miracle: you see, my dad Darkseid has a void in his life...

* Miracle: ...capable of destroying all sentient thought.
Batman: like the 2020 election.

* Miracle: Big Barda's my girlfriend! well, one of them. Samus is the other.
Batman: what's a girlfriend?

* Miracle: your chest seems stonier than usual.
Darkseid: it's my stony heart that worries me. it started to melt when i saw you again.

* Granny: i never played marbles as a kid. let me have this.

* Batman: are you from Hell or something?
Granny: i just like the heat. i winter in Florida.

* Big Barda: that's MY boyfriend!
Eddie Munster: what? i'm not gay.
Miracle: here, Eddie, take Batman's handcuffs. too kinky for me.

* Barda: keep your eyes peeled, folks, this is as close to romance as you're gonna get on this show. a sorta half-kiss.
Miracle: i don't need to tell you all that sex with Barda is INSANE

* Darkseid: WHAT IS THIS BALL?!!
Lashina: bath bomb.

* THE LORDS OF SYNTH