Justice League Action "Phased and Confused"

learned:

* tricky, Cartoon Network. only discovered this first episode this week with wiki. thank goodness for Xfinity On Demand.

* for all you fans of Booster Gold, for all you who thought he had changed, had reformed his party-dude ways, i am sorry.

* Zod: kneel before Zod.
the sun: kneel before Sol.

* Batman: it's called a solar flare.
Superman puts on his eclipse glasses.

* Booster Gold: don't make fun of me. i'm training to be a monk.
Wonder Woman: *laughing* he's afraid of women.

* the Star Labs symbol is Queensryche.

* Faora: get us out of this accursed Kryptonian Prism, Zod! i've been in close quarters with this sweaty hog! it actually makes me miss Daffy Duck!

* Batman: *takes picture* smile. Killing Joke joke.

* Batman: this is bad. very bad. i can't type anymore. i can't access porn.

* Booster: good news: i brought pizza. bad news: i stole it.

* Booster: this is unbelievable.
Wonder Woman: i know. they only showed half of my beautiful face.

* Computer: next time, no distress signal, no game.

* Booster: i recognize this as Morse code. i don't understand Morse code tho. time to replace this bulb.
Wonder Woman: damn you, Booster!
Booster: what? you'll thank me later. the light did need replacing.

* Booster: time to do my best Tom Cruise impression. i mean Batman impression. i mean Kevin Conroy impresson. i mean Pete Townshend impression. i'm actually not drunk here, this is just how i am.

* Superman: it's speeding bullet. sorry.

* Booster: i actually do cross-dress. representation, aye?

* Booster: hello, Arkham Asylum?
Bart Simpson: yes?
Booster: nevermind.

* Booster: gardener, get it? Guy. Green Lantern.

* Wonder Woman: it's coming from the Watchtower bathroom!
Superman: we have a Watchtower bathroom? i pee in space.

* Batman: i may have just enough substance for this.
Superman: you have too much substance. you should lighten up once in a while.
Wonder Woman: look at the mirror, Booster. Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary! Bloody Mary!

* Booster: oh a piece of candy. oh a piece of candy...
Lex Luthor: that's my line!

* Booster: there's not really a rule for it is there.
Booster: OH MY ZOD! ONE WHOLE DOLLAR!

* Booster: you have a nice bod...
Zod: no! i...wait, what? oh thanks.

* Booster: OMG. guys? what happened to you? you're all dead ghosts!

* Booster: thanks. you're doing me a solid. solid gold.

* Zod: FELLED BY A JAWBREAKER!!!
Faora: that's what she said.

* Superman: doubt i'll feel it. i don't feel anything. i can't express my emotions.
Wonder Woman: that's why we're dating, Clark. we'll get through this.

* Booster: i never knew you cared.
Superman: i can't care.