learned:
* i smell spinoff...
* who does God's clerical work, the DMV? (which stands for Demonic Motive Visored)
* this proves once and for all that golf is Zen.
* no, pottery gets the women, just ask the movie Ghost, which has the perfect title for this discussion.
* okay so obviously the people in Heaven are mindnumbingly boring, Hell obviously has the more interesting people, so....Hell is better, the more desirable place to end up? so then what's the point of it all? i'm so confused. what doth life?
* everyone's prayers could have been answered if not for one major design flaw...
* in Heaven there are still dicks in the workplace...and asses. God's Butt btw...look at the Pillars of Creation...i'm not saying they look like fart gas, i'm just sayin'.
* in Heaven you can be edgy but you can't take it too far and fall off the edge. Earth may be round but Heaven is flat.
* welcome back to Hell, Gary! the more interesting place! tonight's movie: Ghost.
NOTES FROM MY NETHER / only the finest programs of television / your host this evening is early and wears no robe, 83optics on youtube but you know him better as THE LATE PHOENIX / come and mull over the monastery mulled wine, see what's on / N O T E S
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