Law & Order SVU "Pattern Seventeen" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Carisi: i'm here...
Amaro: ...so i'm not.
Carisi: what? they can't put us in the same room together for fear of beating each other up?
Amaro: i'll never forgive you for that poo-pizza prank.
Carisi: hahahahahaha, gotta love nutella.

* Liv: what did it sound like?
victim: humming, like a church hymn, i didn't recognize it, though, i'm not very religious.
Carisi: isn't that a cross around your neck?
victim: no, it's spaghetti for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Carisi: i love spaghetti! hey have you tried nutella spaghetti?
Liv: not now, Carisi.

* Liv: why am i here? why did i have to get dressed up?
roundtable: you are at the police roundtable, otherwise known as the Illuminati.
Liv: ah yes, i spot Gaga finally. sorry, girl, i left my egg in my other uniform pants.

* girl: mom, can they really do this to us?
mom: apparently, that's why i handed your phone over to them.
girl: how could you! don't you know a girl's phone is her life?
mom: what i saw on there was shocking, especially all the pics of firemen in casual settings.
girl: i'm a Bob's Burgers fan.

* judge: do you need to get that? you seem constantly distracted.
Liv: no, judge, i'm present, i'm turning off all electronics...right after i read all the online reviews of Peter Pan Live, this job is dark, i need a good laugh.

* Rollins: hello?
skeevy southern police chief: drinks later?
Rollins: no, i'm busy and you raped me.
skeevy southern police chief: now that's no way to treat a gentleman, little lady, it's not real proper like.
Rollins: y'know, just from your voice i'm imagining you right now ogling some woman's ass as we speak on the phone...