Degrassi "I'll Be Missing You" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Tristan: you're saying that I am the bad influence on Miles?
Chewy: in a word: yes.
Tristan: fuck you.
Chewy: Miles used to work hard/play hard. now all he does is play hard.
Tristan: he still works ME hard.
Chewy: fuck you, man, i'm still not over that.

Tristan: intervention? he'll hate us.
Chewy: got a better idea?
Tristan: no.
Frankie: intervention it is.
Tristan: lose the bitch, this is our concern.
Chewy: she's Miles's sister, remember? this intervention is for YOU.
Tristan: me?
Chewy: yeah, something has gone terribly wrong with your character...

Tristan: so smoking pot alone is fun?
Miles: yep. try it.
Tristan (tries it): huh, yeah, you're right.
Miles: there's one way we can prove to everyone at home and at school that we're okay. we must complete this homework assignment together. who's ready for some school?!
Tristan: i don't know who i am anymore, i don't know where i am anymore, my character is gone.
Miles: see? good thing.

* Zoe picks up the doll.
doll: i'm Talky Tina and i love you.
Zoe: should i be terrified? i'm too young to know this reference.

Zoe: we make the best cupcakes, sir!
Principal Simpson: are cupcakes you crazy kids' lingo for showing your boobs online?
Zoe: how did you find out?
Principal Simpson: hey, i'm the cool principal, remember? the relatable one. i watch porn at home just like all you crazy cool kids do.

Grace: i'm the greatest hacker in the world. it's 100% untraceable...wait, i just got hacked...by some guy by the handle of Snowden...he's kinda cute...
Zoe: i've got a secret.
Grace: you wouldn't say that unless you were desperately burning to spill the beans.
Zoe: i'm the one who sent the doll.
Grace: but why?
Zoe: it's always the one you least suspect...yeah i don't have a lot of friends, i'm just really bored.

* Connor: Alli, are you gonna go to Stephen Hawking's school? (talks in a robot voice) i am Stephen Hawking, i have a robot voice.
Dallas: dude, that's offensive.
Connor: no, i'm just repeating the trailer i saw for that Hawking movie coming out. that dude is gonna win the Oscar, book it.

Alli: what i'm saying is i don't want to have sex.
Dallas: with me?
Alli: with anyone other than me.
Dallas: i get it, so we're broken up?
Alli: i love you.
Dallas: i'm confused. you have fucked other guys.
Alli: i love you too much to ever sleep with you. our love is pure.
Dallas: oh, thanks.
Alli: i have some sex hangups. messy past, you get it, right? will you wait for me?
Dallas: how long?
Alli: for eternity, like our eternal love.
Dallas: oh.

Dallas: hey, you like it when i touch that?
Alli: oh yeah.
Dallas: like it when i touch this button?
Alli: fuck yeah.
Dallas: like it when i slide my stylus hard to the right like this?
Alli: I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM!!!
Dallas: come from where? you're already here. okay, we're at the main screen now...