Justice League Action "Supernatural Adventures in Babysitting"

learned:

* i still need to see that movie. i know, everyone raves

* Batman: wait, how old are you, Stargirl? i...want to make sure...i got my bases covered...nevermind.

* Batman: are you texting?
Stargirl: sorry. it's not porn, it's my yelp review of you.
Batman: i don't mind that, it's just that your review contains no letters or numbers in it at all, it's pure emojis. that's what troubles me.
Stargirl: don't worry, i'm a focus queen.
Batman: size queen?
Stargirl: bye.

* i side with Batman in that scene, not Stargirl. i have officially gotten old. i never thought the day would come, i was always a kid at heart, it just kinda snuck up on me there. one day, you wake up and you're old. if it can happen to me, it can happen to you.

* Stargirl: *on her broom* y'know there was a time before Potter. Bewitched and stuff. i follow more in the Miyamoto tradition.

* Professor: do you like antiquities?
Stargirl: sorry but you're not dad-hot enough. like if you were Jim Comey-dad-hot then maybe.
Professor: i like plums.
boy: Courtney, give me a boob hug, it will be the last in my life.

* Stargirl: i'm just gonna go ahead and awkwardly wear this backpack on me at all times.

* Klarion: can i at least be called Witch Man? or Warlock Boy? my name is very emasculating. even my cat makes fun of me.
Teekl laughs.
Teekl: my cousins are Mutley and Azrael, i know the ropes.

* Klarion: the Magdalene Grimoire..........................i identify with whores who get a bad rap...

* boy: can i have a smartphone?
Klarion: that is so sad, kid. at least start with a fire truck or something.

* Klarion: i have transformed into the evil version of the kid. at least i'm not annoying like the good version.

* Stargirl: Risky Business slide and dance?......................................aw

* Stargirl: i knew i should have worn my heels instead of these sensible chuck taylors...

* boy: i demand poisonberry!
boy: i demand the crusts cut off!
Stargirl: when did that become a kid thing? the crusts are the best part.
boy: are you even trying, Teekl?!!
Teekl: look man, remember, i'm a cat, i take orders from no one. i do what i want.

* Stargirl: you like my big butt?
Klarion: no, i'm a goth. *magic spell of fire!*
Stargirl: call Batman.
Siri: fuck you. i'm sick of you ordering me around. i'm sick of your shit.

* Stargirl: babysitting...
Batman: girl...

* Constantine: i'm not a hobo, i'm British. and i like my women alien.

* Teekl: oh, did i forget to tell you? i can transform into a, like, Evil Cheetara.

* Batman: well?
Constantine: good news and bad news, Bats. good news: i brought my magic with me. bad news: it's the wrong magic keys.

* Batman: why do you have marbles, Constantine?.................on second thought, don't tell me.
Klarion: give the marbles to the boy. give the kid a real toy, give the kid a chance at a childhood.

* Klarion: don't worry, i can't kill you or really hurt you, kid. it's a kid's show.

* Japanese vs. Latin, taking all bets

* Stargirl: Timmy, it's me! promise you won't tell?
Timmy: i'm one of those savant boys with the photographic memory.
Stargirl: well fuck that's just great.

* Stargirl: you're not going anywhere!
Timmy: you sounded like me just then.
Stargirl: same voice actor...probably.

* Professor Anderson: oh, Batman was here. oh, you got a smartphone.
Stargirl: yeah that's actually my smartphone. can i get paid now?
Professor Anderson: how much?
Stargirl: enough for a smartphone?

* Stargirl: i'll call you................oh.......i don't have a smartphone anymore.
Constantine: did Professor Anderson............y'know..........pay you?
Stargirl: ew. you don't seem like you belong on a kid's show...