Justice League Action "Inside Job"

learned:

* Wonder Woman's ass, so there you go

* Lex Luthor: your weapons can't phase me.

Batman: they are weapons designed to phase into you. you're a ghost now, Luthor, you have no body.

Luthor: i don't have my corporation anymore?

Batman: no you aren't corporeal anymore.

Luthor: does this mean i can regrow my hair?

* Luthor: blow.

Superman: ew.

Luthor: no, blow in. it's not like that, trust me.

* Atom: i'm starting to see a trend here, you three seem to stick together...

* Atom to Batman: did anyone ever tell you you have a big head?

* Atom: let's just get this out of the way, this episode is not as good as Innerspace but definitely better than that Archer episode about this same subject.
Wonder Woman: what about the original shrinking submarine, Fantastic Voyage?
Atom: isn't that a Beatles thing?

* Atom: ew, we just ate Superman's booger!
Wonder Woman: i've eaten worse things of his...

* Atom: so you're dating Superman?
Wonder Woman: i can't say explicitly and make it canon or the show loses half the fanbase.
Atom: so how is he?
Wonder Woman: big. turns out we Amazons aren't so much lesbians as we are...
Atom: bi?
Wonder Woman: virgins.

* Luthor: hahaha! i defeated the Red Tornado!
Red Tornado: i'm just air, buddy, it's not that hard. you're literally punching air.

* Wonder Woman: you think the Queen will mind if i don't curtsey?
Batman: you need to wear your skirt for that.

* Superman: what'd i miss?
Wonder Woman: i was inside you.
Superman: hot.
Batman: so was i. and i took a dump.
Atom: here. for next time. blow your nose with this handkerchief. gesundheit.
Superman: you're a Nazi? i don't blow my nose. i eat my boogers.