Justice League Action "Hat Trick"

learned:

* Gotham Fashion can mean a lot of things.

* again?

* i still say that hat is tacky. it's better off.

* Faust is a bit weaker than i remember from the old German fable.

* red bunnies, but not flying bunnies

* The Sorcerer's Apprentice outtakes

* Zatanna: BPS. bunny positional system. comes in handy when my man strays.
Etrigan: who would stray from you, my true?
Batman: so, bitch positional system.

* Merlin's too old for this shit.

* Felix Faust: *dab*

* Zatanna: you caused all this destruction just for youth?
Felix Faust: no, the hair, the hair! the Trent Reznor hair!
Zatanna: yeah, back when he was skinny and on heroin and the music didn't suck.

* Felix Faust: wanna go out with me now that i look like Jack Tripper?
Zatanna: you're still old enough to be my father.........oh wait...

* Felix: where did you learn to speak backwards?
Zatanna: English as a Second Language. to a non-native speaker, English is crazy talk.

* Zatanna: how dare you mock David Blaine!!!

* Felix: has anyone ever told you you're cute when you're angry?
Zatanna: and i don't get wrinkles. magic.

* Felix: my kung fu is better than your kung fu.
Zatanna: i can't understand your mouth flaps.

* Zatanna: didn't think a girl could punch, huh?
Felix: you must be amazing in bed. you like it rough?
Zatanna: don't get any ideas with these chains. strictly professional.

* Etrigan: opening for a new Boy Wonder?
Batman: he calls himself Nightwing now. he'll come crawling back when he doesn't have someone there to wipe his ass for him.
Etrigan: they all gotta grow up sometime.
Batman: no, Robin literally doesn't know how to wipe his own ass. i always did it for him.

* Zatanna: all hat no cattle.
Ghast: thanks, i was missing the other Demons Two, that's all.