Degrassi "Firestarter Part 1" Episode Discussion

learned:

* Frankie: it was you? suddenly those kisses of yours are sexier. whenever you mix danger with sex, it's hotter.
Chewy: i'm as shocked as you are. i thought it was Arlene, too. i think they're doing it as a way to easily slip me off into the Black Hole for the stuff i did online.
Frankie: the threatening of the cheerleaders you mean?
Chewy: no, that other stuff i did online.

* Clare: mom, i have something really important to declare to you about the very course of the rest of my entire life.
Clare's mom: no, Clare, dammit, no! this is my stretching time, dammit.

* Principal Simpson: i'm gonna go old skool, like really old-skool reference, to teach you a lesson.
Clare: i see, so that person was from the cheesy '80s series, right?
Principal Simpson: hey, i was considered hot back then!
Clare: i always had a thing for Claude. guess that's why i gravitated towards Eli.
Principal Simpson: Claude? Claude? don't remember him. was he the one who was always pulling pranks all the time? yeah, that Claude was a kidder.

* Jenna: hi, i'm here to say a few lines again. so...
Clare: i don't want to end up like you, Jenna.
Jenna: fuck you, Clare!...y'know, that really felt good. it's not the amount of lines, it's the way you deliver them.

* if this were Skins, the Clare-Mr. Simpson hallucination first of all wouldn't have been a hallucination and secondly would have been a real sex scene with real consequences, hot lusty fucking, no kisses, and the answer to the one question everyone in the world is pondering would be clear: the teacher is Clare's baby daddy.

* Frankie: dad, it was only one time with my naked tits.
Frankie's dad: let me see.

* Maya: so you're gay?
Grace: i just want to see our boys in cheerleading skirts.
Maya: so you're gay?
Grace: no, i'm bi if you must know. yes, bi. bi is a real thing. no more bisexual nullification in media. Korrasami Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Zig: hey babe, so we're back on?
Zoe: okay.
Zig: hey aren't you embroiled in the middle of a scandal right now?
Zoe: naw. scandal shmandal. i got Olivia Pope on it.
Zig: cool, well the Pope did broker that U.S.-Cuba deal.