Spooksville "Oh Monster, My Monster" Episode Discussion

learned:

* HOMOnym

* i never got my driver's license because of my anxiety. i always thought i would drive off a cliff whenever i stepped behind the wheel of a car. i wasn't so much into probabilities and percentages of death as this driver's-ed instructor, but i did once turn into a demon or ghost or zombie or whatever it is he ultimately is from the fear. i don't see the problem, you do need emergency axe-murderer axes to cut down trees by the side of the road.

* bullies get no sympathy from me, they get what they deserve as far as i'm concerned. this is the real revenge of the nerds. i mean, imagine if everyone who got picked on in school was able to counteract with a fucking Frankenstein monster. the nerds could finally avoid suicide and live in peace to cure cancer. the bullies, already adept at cyberbullying, grow up to become internet coders. everyone wins.

* referencing Young Frankenstein always wins.

* Watch: look at this picture of my dad. he looks exactly like me.
Frankenstein monster: *grunt*
Sally: that's because that's YOU in that picture.

* the bully obviously doesn't play football. head on a swivel, champ, look out for those dang trees.

* Watch: so, Sally, what do you say now? weren't you impressed with how i stood up for myself?
Sally: yeah, yeah, i can see it now. you're sexy.
Watch: so, dinner tonight at 6?
Sally: no, Adam got his license and he has a car, so it's basically gonna be like rabbits from now on...

* Frankenstein monster: flower? flo-wer. flower.
Watch (crying): yes, friend, flower. now with this GPS, you will be led to a woman version of yourself. repeat after me: deflower, de-flo-wer.