learned:
* when Rollins was talking in the support-group circle, did you see that one person, that one group member in the plaid coat, who was a woman dressed up as a man with a scruffy beard?
* replace the word "recruitment" with "orgy".
* college football in NYC? that's hilarious.
* wait, they were watching hockey? no, nobody watches hockey, that was your first tip-off...
* ---Rollins, i want you to do something for me.
---*Rollins gives the look*
---no, not that.
---okay, dude, that's good, just straight sex for now. blowjobs come after i can trust you more.
---oh, i was just talking about going to a meeting. damn it, i coulda had a blowjob if i had kept my mouth shut and gone with the flow.
* they're creating gay supersoldiers who can break glass with their bare fists! this is the Republicans' worst nightmare.
* football teams are worse than gangs. at least with gangs you get killed on the spot with bullets. with football and concussions, you slowly descend into dementia.
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